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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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I recently got myself an electric hand-mixer and decided to try it out on Saturday night (my life is so terribly exciting). Great, thinks I, I'll make apple crumble.

I read the instructions carefully before clipping all the bits together and then pressed the on button. All went well. Then my hand slipped and, like a character in a cartoon, every inch of me became coated in flour. Over my clothes. Under my clothes. All over the kitchen floor. I even found some in my bra.

I'd accidentally pressed the "turbo" button.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 12:27, 8 replies)
Turbo buttons on food mixers are truely mental
I have often thought that the turbo button would really come in useful on other devices.....
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:49, closed)
Did the same thing
One of those hand held mixers, and a large bowl of pancake batter. Redecorated the kitchent!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 15:20, closed)
Kit from Knight Rider :D
I always wanted those extra buttons in my car, even if it would make it resemble a big ZX81 :D
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:22, closed)
Photos of said bra, or it didn't happen...
*click*, by the way.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 15:36, closed)
would you
accept pictures of a clean bra? I washed it already...
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 21:05, closed)
and you call yourself
a cake lady
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:47, closed)
floury baps, eh?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:55, closed)
Heh, heh...
(, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:59, closed)

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