Ripped my trousers
Just crouched down at work to pickup a heavy pritner and I heard a ripping noise.

Yup I've just ripped my pants from crotch to backside. Nice.

I'm sitting down for the rest of the day. Luckily I have a long overcoat so I'll be fine getting home (as long as I don't sit down with my legs open infront of anyone)
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 15:11, 4 replies)

A bit like?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdQvMFYWE1Q

?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 15:27, closed)

What's a pritner?

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:03, closed)

done this many times
it's best to walk around showing everyone you meet and say "look what I did hahahaha"
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 18:21, closed)

i
once raped my trousers, they put up a struggle but i strangled them till i gushed torrents of cum down there paisley patterned goodness.

sexy damn trousers
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 0:32, closed)