Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Pranks in the biology labOn one occasion I was teaching Personal Life Skills (aka sex education) to a group of particularly 'difficult' 16 year olds.
For some reason the school was re-fitting the tables in the room and there were bits of table top and iron legs and brackets on the floor.
Anyway I was walking around discoursing on some shite and I trod on one of these bits of iron which swung up like the rake on Tom and Jerry and hit me right in the gonads.
My eyes start to water and I gritted my teeth and made a careful exit to the prep room where I writhed around in agony for ages.
None of this was lost on the kids who just went hysterical.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:27, 2 replies)
My ex had a similar jobI wish that'd happened to him instead.
Bet you do too.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:41, closed)
You missed a good oportunity.You should have gone on to ask why they thought that caused you pain, and go on to mention why testicles are on the outside.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:24, closed)
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