Not me, a friend...
When I was about 10/11 I had my best friend staying over one night.

Anyway, 4am he shakes me awake. "They're coming. We have to go!"

"What?"

"They're coming! C'mon!"

Groggily "Ok, just wait for me on the window sill" (upside down house, bedrooms on the groundfloor).

2 mins later - I awake fully. My friend is gone. The window is wide open - and he's not waiting for me.

Stunned, I walk to my parents room "Erm, mum, dad...Sean's kindof...jumped out the window."

"What?"

"Yeah, he woke me up and legged it."

"We'll phone his parents."

So, he was pretty much my neighbour, and we lived right next to our local primary school.

In barefeet he hopped the 5ft wall, legged it down the grass pitch thinking dobermann's were chasing him - then proceeded to climb the 10ft fence at the bottom. Still in barefeet mind. Hit his head on a branch upon landing on the other side - then slowly awakened. To find himself in bushes, in the dark, almost naked - and no idea what the fuck had just happened.

He heard his oldman cough from a distance and started screaming blue murder.

Needless to say he didn't spend the rest of the night at my house.


Length? It was 10 foot!
(allywilson, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 8:00, Reply)