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A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.

She doesn't even live in Fulham.

(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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as in pass the salt ?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 23:22, Reply)
I can pass wind beneath your wings if you like?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 23:14, Reply)
all i want is for you to be the wings beneath my wind
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 23:10, Reply)
i dont know
i think i can truly say i was bored after the second "pissed in a wardrobe, har har" story.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 23:07, Reply)
If you're tapdancing in the sink watch out for the elephants
oh no, wrong joke, the elephants are in the custard.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:55, Reply)
i could tapdance for food but the sink is full alqeady
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:46, Reply)
Figs? Too many will give you the runs...

(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:45, Reply)
Make sure you use a good lime based soil....
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:42, Reply)
Im off to cycle from the land of the Germans to and around Italy, which will be nice! Maybe there will be a new QOTW by the time I get back!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:38, Reply)
what time is it?
I think it's Pimms O'Clock old chap
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:31, Reply)
Fig Tree
Always plant them on a South facing wall...has to be against a wall because otherwise the roots will spread and you'll get no fruit on your tree....

Oh dear god, what is this coming to? Gardening tips on QoTW??
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:30, Reply)
Fig leaves?
I need a feckin' fig Tree !!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:23, Reply)
This man was in a work related accident, so he filled out an insurance claim.
The insurance company contacted him and asked for more information.

This was his response: "I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient.

"I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80 foot tower.
When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now un-needed tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in a small barrel by using a pulley, which was fortunately attached to the gin pole at the top of the tower.

"Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the top of the tower and loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the 300 pounds of tools. You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh only 155 pounds.

Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone.

"Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold onto the rope in spite of my pain.
At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again to my weight in block number 11.

"As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body.

The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of tools, and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope...
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:20, Reply)
But fig rolls are rather tasty
or at least they used to be.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:15, Reply)
fig leaves are too roomy
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:10, Reply)
yes .... very
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:07, Reply)
postage stamp anyone
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:06, Reply)
Am I being childish do you think?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:06, Reply)
whats the record
whats the record for number of pages per QOTW? can't be arsed personally going through them all and bored now

(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:06, Reply)
*Pokes out tongue*
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:05, Reply)

(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 22:02, Reply)
Last Post
*blows bugle*
*lowers flag*
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:58, Reply)
But mine will be better
You just wait and see.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:29, Reply)
So will I.
I promise.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:26, Reply)
I shall write a long and interesting post
Next time.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:26, Reply)
last post
going for first and last on the same subject - has it ever been done.....
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:25, Reply)
Random random random random.
Random random random
Last post?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:21, Reply)
scotland vs wales
cold and wet vs. er... oh.

call it a tie then?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:16, Reply)
Last post !!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:15, Reply)
Cant think of a subject
well im still gonna try. ill just talk about shit till this QOTw is over. instead of north vs south how about scotland vs wales? should be interesting
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 21:13, Reply)

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