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A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.

She doesn't even live in Fulham.

(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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You start then
And we'll all join
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:28, Reply)
anyone else feel like starting the first b3ta strike?
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:28, Reply)
This has reached its' end...
The QOTW ran out of funny answers on Monday... it's like prolonging the life of a suicidal paraplegic.

Perhaps we should start a facebook group, and invite scaryduck...
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:27, Reply)
Don't make me work.
If there isn't a new qotw I'll be forced to do some writing. Or go to sleep.
Maybe if I wrote in my sleep....

(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:25, Reply)
RE:i do remember once
i feel your pain!
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:24, Reply)
i do remember once
in a galaxy far, far away or something, the qotw lasted 2 weeks.

please don't do that to us again. during working hours, qotw is all i have... that and clients disputing £300 bills... and people complaining about their neighbour's extension... and tenants not paying rent... and court proceedings... do you see what you're abandoning me to? do you?!
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:21, Reply)
bored now
come on, some people have nothing better to do than read the new QOTW, WTFs going on.......
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:16, Reply)
Damn you change!!! heres hoping its something good...or about animals
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:11, Reply)
Where's Cpt Haddock
He's normally talking shit about this time...

Please, let's have a new question...
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:51, Reply)
The important thing I think....
...is that I'd be putting a far bigger dent in that smug little wanker's face.

And I'd sue his ass (or indeed, his estate's ass, following his demise under my alloys) for damages to my motor.

Humped twice Docherty. Result. You tosser.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:41, Reply)
Why would you risk putting a dent in the Aston?

Edit: Especially by hitting Pete Doherty... I wouldn't dent a Nova with the twat.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:35, Reply)
Further question...
Can I run Pete Docherty over in my new Aston Martin whilst being licked to orgasm by Japanese schoolgirls?

I quite like a bit of multi-tasking.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:26, Reply)
i'm so board
i might knock one for the second time this morning
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:21, Reply)
Enough is enough
Ok! social experiment over - new qotw please.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:19, Reply)
And this is what would happen...
If FrankSpencer was making teh QOTW's. I think we should start a petition...
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:12, Reply)
Apropos of nothing...
...I saw this and thought you lot might enjoy it...
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:12, Reply)
Query for Frank....
Can I take my personal chef (Nigella) roughly from behind, whilst gobbing on Jordan's brats?
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:11, Reply)
I have a fart machine
it's old, but never gets boring...

And I'm barging others phone calls and making animal noises to confuse them.

Change the QOTW or my whole office will suffer!
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:08, Reply)
I'd have to chose...
The connect 4 made out of fine cheese. That'd be pretty awesome
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:52, Reply)
Family of phantom weeers...
My cousin had her 18th birthday party at a fancy hotel. All of my Family stayed in the hotel overnight after the party.

During the night, the wife of another one of my cousins got out of bed, and while still asleep, walked across the room, climbed in the cupboard and while still in her pj's pissed herself. She then climbed back out of the cupboard walked back across the room and got back into bed where she snuggled up to my cousin while still clothed in her now cold, piss ridden pj's all without waking up.

I also pissed the bed that night while staying in my room, but I didn't manage to sleep walk to the cupboard! I think this was down to me being incredibly pissed. Nothing like waking up in the morning with a banging hangover, soaked through and stinking of your own piss! (Oh come on, we've all been there, haven't we?)

I bet the people who owned the hotel thought my family was a right bunch of weirdoes when they got round to cleaning the rooms the following day :D

Click I like this if you think they should make Huggies Overnights Diapers for adults.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:49, Reply)

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