Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Always impressive when it actually gets an acknowledgement rather than just a wrinkled nosewww.b3ta.com/questions/worstjourneyintheworld/post61037
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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Awesome.Extra points if the acknowledgement is in a foreign language.
My brother and I as teenagers, on some holiday to Paris, both found we had eaten some astonishingly effervescent French dinner.
Thus began a competition of guff-one-upmanship, whereby we endeavoured to guff on, in and at, every major landmark in the city.
I'm still proud to have elicited a "Mon dieu!" from under the breath of a Frenchman, trapped as we all ascended the Eiffel tower.
(I have farted at: the Louvre, L'Arc de Triomphe, Place de la Concorde, the Obelisk of Luxor, and along practically every step of the Champs-Élysées... finishing off my holiday with a light gust at Gare du Nord. That's right... I'm sophisticated.)
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