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"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.

(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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you know that thing where you can stand the smell of your own guffs, but not other peoples'?
So you can drop the most rancid guinness fart in the world and sit there quite happily while everyone else is retching?

Once at work, I popped into the loo to strain my greens and was greeted by the smell of a previous occupant's sit down visit. What utterly freaked me out was that although the farty smell was clearly not my own, I could quite happily stand to smell it. It smelled like I'd done it.

I'd unwittingly stumbled on my very own guffleganger. I am to this day a little disturbed by the incident.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:21, 12 replies)
Click click CLICK for "guffleganger"!
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:24, closed)

(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:30, closed)
/\ that - my new favourite word

(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:32, closed)
I really want to use this word
during my next work meeting.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:51, closed)
I like this and have clicked accordingly.

(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:39, closed)
and rather disturbing. i like it.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:51, closed)
truly worrying....But funneh! *click*
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:01, closed)
Anybody who posts anything after this clear winner is a prickache and should probably piss in his own mouth.

(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:17, closed)

(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:33, closed)
I wonder if this would be a suitable gimmick for a dating website.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:39, closed)
A similar episode
happened to me, but I coined the word flatumate. It doesn't have the same ring somehow.
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:19, closed)
Is indeed a term of great beauty. Duly clicked. :-)
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:38, closed)

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