you know that thing where you can stand the smell of your own guffs, but not other peoples'?
So you can drop the most rancid guinness fart in the world and sit there quite happily while everyone else is retching?

Once at work, I popped into the loo to strain my greens and was greeted by the smell of a previous occupant's sit down visit. What utterly freaked me out was that although the farty smell was clearly not my own, I could quite happily stand to smell it. It smelled like I'd done it.

I'd unwittingly stumbled on my very own guffleganger. I am to this day a little disturbed by the incident.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:21, 12 replies)

Click click CLICK for "guffleganger"!
Hahahahahahaha!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:24, closed)

^this!

( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:30, closed)

/\ that - my new favourite word

(FirstBendBunching All four back please..., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:32, closed)

I really want to use this word
during my next work meeting.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:51, closed)

I like this and have clicked accordingly.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:39, closed)

funny
and rather disturbing. i like it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:51, closed)

haha
truly worrying....But funneh! *click*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:01, closed)

Anybody who posts anything after this clear winner is a prickache and should probably piss in his own mouth.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:17, closed)

guffelganger

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:33, closed)

Splendid.
I wonder if this would be a suitable gimmick for a dating website.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:39, closed)

A similar episode
happened to me, but I coined the word flatumate. It doesn't have the same ring somehow.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:19, closed)

Guffleganger
Is indeed a term of great beauty. Duly clicked. :-)
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:38, closed)