Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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As a typical student, an empty wine bottle was to become a candle holder.To weight it down, I filled it with tap water, and then - clever clever clever - poured in melted wax to form a plug.
Several months later, to avoid a mishap when moving, there was cause to remove the water, and thus break open the plug.
Oh dear god - I did not know water could rot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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yeah, that'd be from the anaerobic bacteria that grew in the water over those several months(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:51,
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Ever drained a radiator?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:09,
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Yeah, but I'm not proud of it.I mean, it was either that or Fosters.
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Not yet - not had to.I trust it's vile.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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I've trained an aviator.(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:42, closed)
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