Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Under a previous username, Big Willy Shakespeare, I was given the freedom of a village near Frome.
Henceforth It became known as Bard's Mells.
Be honest. I had fuck all to work with.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 22:41,
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thrrrrrrrp
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 22:59,
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I see you've upgraded your schtick from "aspergic" to "aspergic and needy".
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 0:17,
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You're really bad at being funny.I mean, I assume you're trying to be funny.
But maybe you're not trying to be funny,
in which case you're really good at not being funny.
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How can you say that, in light of his thigh-slapping yarns about
Whatever you do, don't imply he's so dull as to be the Typhoid Mary of narcolepsy, or he'll follow you around for the next few months writing grumpy and insipid little non sequiteurs after your posts.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:02,
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Wow....His level of commitment to relentless douchebaggery would be impressive...
if it wasn't shared by all the equally thick cunts on the internet!
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