She says that it was a bad curry, but they also got blind drunk
before christmas, my wife and her sister went for a night out at an indian restaurant. driving home at 3 in the morning my sister-in-law vomited pretty much over half the interior of my car. She got dropped off home, and my wife slouched into bed and passed out. I woke up early with a mission to go right across town to sort out my visa with the federales. Now this is in sao paulo, which not only is steamy hot,but also has more cars than any city on earth, and with it more traffic. I'd only just got out the garage when my brain decided to listen to urgent message my nose was telling it. "What the fuck?" I said aloud. There was vomit everywhere, it stank, and I couldn't put off this task. It took 3 hours to get across town in the hot traffic. And 3 to return. Then it took 300 reals to clean, they had to take the seats out. Thanks for reminding me about this happy episode, qotw
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:21, 6 replies)

Drunk driving is already pretty lol,
but having one's sister puke in the car at the same time takes it to a whole new level.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:38, closed)

Pity it wasn't a soft-top
Dear god it can rain in that city, can't it? One Sao Paulo cloudburst would probably blast-clean the entire car...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:47, closed)

I like how the rain is completely digital in Brazil.
There is no gradual ramp-up or ramp-down to the rain, it's binary:
You blink, and the sun is instantly replaced by torrential rain... then an hour or two later, you blink again and it has instantly vanished.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:48, closed)

yep. streets turn into rivers pretty quickly

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:28, closed)

There're curry-houses in Sao Paulo?
Ace!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:35, closed)

it's pretty light on for indians, but there's a handful of overpriced ones
like irish pubs, there's few cities without em
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:27, closed)