Burning balls
About a year ago, I had a vasectomy. I've got 2 kids and that is enough for me. I opted for a procedure where they poke a hole in your scrote, pull out the tubes and then frazzle them with a hot poker. Sounded good!

I happened to get the last appointment of the day. As I was called in to the room (of doom) I was hit by a very strong smell akin to that of burnt pork. It then dawned on my that I was inhaling the smell of burnt bollocks from around 10 other guys. I was fairly calm up until this point but this put the fear of god into me.

The procedure was as horrific as you may think but the definite low point was the sound of him frazzling my nuts with the hot poker and then actually seeing the smoke rise from between my legs.

Thank god you only have to do it once.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:27, 1 reply)

I really didnt read the details for mine
The doc said "I inject a pain killer into the area so you are all numbed up" I assumed this meant the thigh/abdomen. No, directly into the tautly pulled nut tube. The first one was a shock, the second one I now knew about and time seemed to stop. Yes, the foul smell of a Swingball string is revolting and did not help.
( Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:00, closed)

Everyone the dog performed a action on my nuts,
my elbows formed a circuit with the bed frame, delivering a sharp shock. At least it distracted me from what was happening downstairs.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:41, closed)

You
took your dog with you? Was it hoping for a bit of discarded tube?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 19:22, closed)