Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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the men in my family are all big man utd fansone day my brother was at old Trafford with a monumental hangover. the beery kebab farts he was releasing on the way to the ground nearly choked him, and each one got a bit worse.
he carried on eking out his disgusting gut gas once at the ground. an outside, massive sports ground was no match for this smell. after a while, the woman in the seat in front of him smacked her bloke across the back of the head.
"you dirty bastard," she moaned. he disputed it vigorously. my brother sniggered and released another brown clown. a few minutes later, the innocent dude in front got another whack.
"I know it's you, you filthy cunt," his charming girlfriend hissed. this continued for a little bit, with my brother struggling not to piss himself as the couple got more and more angry with one another, and other people started complaining too. eventually the woman in front glared around at everyone else. at the top of her voice, she announced:
WELL. WHOEVER IT IS, THEY SMELL LIKE A FUCKING FARM.
I think this may be my brother's proudest moment.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:51,
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Apart from when his lovely, loyal sister came into his life.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:03,
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he's also been known to stink out an entire aeroplane, to the extent that the couple in front started discussing whether it was going to crashfuck knows what he eats.
it's certainly NOT hereditary.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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It'll be Vegan, same stuff as cattle eat..(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:41,
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UnlikelyI've eaten a vegan diet for over 20 years and only do stinky guffs after eating fruitcake or hot curry. The guy is prob just a curry lover.
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Looks like he was playing with fireA follow through could have livened things up a bit.
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Blimey, with an arse like that I sure bet it was a long drive back to Surrey.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:37,
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oh hobad luck though, they're the only man utd fans who actually live up north
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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