CHCB reminded me
Of the first time I mixed lots of alcohol with weed...

When I was working in a bar in north London, there was a South African guy there called Nic, who managed to get himself some rather stupendously strong weed. We finished work one night, had a few beers, and then went back to my house to sit in the garden smoking.

After half a joint, I started to get seriously paranoid. There was a bush just behind Chris sitting opposite me, whose foliage (to my addled brain) looked like it was made up of many multi-fingered hands that happened to look like leaves. If I took my concentration off the bush, I had an overwhelming feeling that it was creeping towards Chris, getting ready to reach out and rip his head off.
Not good.

If I looked directly at it though, it will have quickly shuffled back to its original place, looking all noncholant and innocently plant-like. But I knew its murderous intentions. Oh yes. And the only way to stop it murdering my friends and myself and going on a leafy rampage was to stare at it non-stop for 3 hours. At first they were worried about me, but because I was still breathing and blinking, my mates just left me to it. Besides, they were getting rather concerned themselves about the gently rippling paving stones we were sitting on, and were getting worried that we were going to drown in a sea of crazy paving.

That was the first time that I learnt the vital life lesson of not getting very drunk and then smoking extremely strong weed.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:50, 3 replies)

Smoking then drinking = good

Drinking then smoking = baaaad!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:07, closed)

I have learnt this lesson too m'brother
Except I came to in a graveyard.

That was some baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad juju......
(Papa Chocolat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:05, closed)

I did far worse.
We filled a bong with vodka instead of water.

BAD IDEA.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:19, closed)