Your first cigarette
To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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CHCB reminded me
Of the first time I mixed lots of alcohol with weed...
When I was working in a bar in north London, there was a South African guy there called Nic, who managed to get himself some rather stupendously strong weed. We finished work one night, had a few beers, and then went back to my house to sit in the garden smoking.
After half a joint, I started to get seriously paranoid. There was a bush just behind Chris sitting opposite me, whose foliage (to my addled brain) looked like it was made up of many multi-fingered hands that happened to look like leaves. If I took my concentration off the bush, I had an overwhelming feeling that it was creeping towards Chris, getting ready to reach out and rip his head off.
Not good.
If I looked directly at it though, it will have quickly shuffled back to its original place, looking all noncholant and innocently plant-like. But I knew its murderous intentions. Oh yes. And the only way to stop it murdering my friends and myself and going on a leafy rampage was to stare at it non-stop for 3 hours. At first they were worried about me, but because I was still breathing and blinking, my mates just left me to it. Besides, they were getting rather concerned themselves about the gently rippling paving stones we were sitting on, and were getting worried that we were going to drown in a sea of crazy paving.
That was the first time that I learnt the vital life lesson of not getting very drunk and then smoking extremely strong weed.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:50, 3 replies)
Of the first time I mixed lots of alcohol with weed...
When I was working in a bar in north London, there was a South African guy there called Nic, who managed to get himself some rather stupendously strong weed. We finished work one night, had a few beers, and then went back to my house to sit in the garden smoking.
After half a joint, I started to get seriously paranoid. There was a bush just behind Chris sitting opposite me, whose foliage (to my addled brain) looked like it was made up of many multi-fingered hands that happened to look like leaves. If I took my concentration off the bush, I had an overwhelming feeling that it was creeping towards Chris, getting ready to reach out and rip his head off.
Not good.
If I looked directly at it though, it will have quickly shuffled back to its original place, looking all noncholant and innocently plant-like. But I knew its murderous intentions. Oh yes. And the only way to stop it murdering my friends and myself and going on a leafy rampage was to stare at it non-stop for 3 hours. At first they were worried about me, but because I was still breathing and blinking, my mates just left me to it. Besides, they were getting rather concerned themselves about the gently rippling paving stones we were sitting on, and were getting worried that we were going to drown in a sea of crazy paving.
That was the first time that I learnt the vital life lesson of not getting very drunk and then smoking extremely strong weed.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:50, 3 replies)
I have learnt this lesson too m'brother
Except I came to in a graveyard.
That was some baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad juju......
( , Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:05, closed)
Except I came to in a graveyard.
That was some baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad juju......
( , Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:05, closed)
I did far worse.
We filled a bong with vodka instead of water.
BAD IDEA.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:19, closed)
We filled a bong with vodka instead of water.
BAD IDEA.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:19, closed)
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