Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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The discovery of the Gravity Bushaged 15, the first time I ever tried smoking we used cigars and joints, it was also the first time I'd ever touched alcohol.
This was the night I discovered the sneaky effects of the Gravity Bush. You can quite happily be walking along one minute, then it sucks you into it's strong gravitational field, you can't escape, no matter how hard you try.
Then, when somebody rescued me, I baptised the pavement with vomit, leaving a stain that's still there to this day.
*see also: Gravity Walls, Gravity Kerbs, Gravity Ditches, and worst of all, the Gravity Toilet.
*Edit* I'm confused by the whole new 'b3ta friends' thing, can someone please explain to me what the difference is between a fan and a friend?
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dunnobut you're my friend now, Sexmonkey.
Friends who fwap together stay together. I feel I bonded with so many souls yesterday.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:28,
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Ta very much Mrs!I felt a little dirty if I'm honest, in the good way though.
I'm off now, Happy 'Santa and The Easter Bunny nailing Baby Jesus to a cross' week everybody!
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^bollixI went to try and add all the wankers as friends and got a MySQL error instead. Pft.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:36,
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