Guess the punchline…Guess the punchline…(2)

Imagine my surprise when I discovered the China Electric Equipment Group corporation had decided to stop selling electrical goods and had gone solely into the business of growing orange vegetables for human consumption.

Still, I’m an open minded chap so I thought I’d give one a go.

And that was when I had my first ___________________

(this is an easy one – so you only get 2.8 points)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:12, 25 replies)

no
I refuse to demean myself with such hideous punnery.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:13, closed)

CEEG Regret?
NO, CEEG-Carrot
( TY&GN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:15, closed)

and
does that make you part of the b3ta-carrot-team?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:22, closed)

^^^
An infinitely better pun than the original post!
( Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:25, closed)

@ chcb
I think I could fall in love with a person who makes jokes like that...
( Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:32, closed)

^
I think Pooflake would love you back just as hard.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:33, closed)

Kaol^^

If you're going to make a move on CHCB, I wouldn't advise 4pm...

That's 'her' time...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:34, closed)

@chcb: I know...
That's what I'm hoping...
( Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:34, closed)

@pooflake
I totally forgot it was Wanking Wednesday already, damn bank holiday threw me out of sync.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:36, closed)

@Kaol
If wanking wednesday took you by suprise, just you wait for anal friday.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:41, closed)

@al
That was absolute gold, nice work.
On the downside, I lost a mouthful of fanta to the inside of my keyboard.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:46, closed)

@Kaol
Swallow now, and keep a close eye out for Shit-on-your-chest Saturday.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:49, closed)

^^You see gents...

That is why I insist on only dating young ladies on Fridays...

Mind you, some of them don't like giving me anal...they prefer it themselves.

selfish cows.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:54, closed)

pah
Thats the the sort of selfishness that makes you want to buy shares in rohypnol.

Although I've found it very difficult to get other people to take advantage once they know you spiked your own drink.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:01, closed)

Ahhh, rohypnol
my recreational drug of choice.
That, and fudge.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:03, closed)

^^
and we're back to fridays again.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:04, closed)

See...
My recreational drug of choice had to be ether.
It's free too, if you happen to be involved in a lab of some kind.

When you're high on it though sex isn't easy.

Assuming you're the sex-er, rather than the sex-ee.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:09, closed)

The joys of ether.
I used to love thursdays at uni, I got to go into the lab, open up a huge jar of ether and then not get any work done because I was almost unconscious. Took me a few weeks to realise I would better off pouring it in the fume cupboard.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:19, closed)

Apparently
Diethyl ether is a physiologically safe anaesthetic.

Sniff away, scientists of the world!

_{*goes to check solvent cupboard*}
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:21, closed)

Dammit...
I'm craving some ether-related fun now.

I'm gonna have to go and hang around in the sprayshop here and get a thinners-headache.

Shame about the isocyanates in it though...
( Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:32, closed)

You see!
You scientist boffin types won't touch drugs but will sniff or injest all manner of strange substances lying around the laboratory.

Damn hypocrits.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:59, closed)

^ I'll touch anything
The benefit of things laying about in the lab is that they're free, and you know exactly what's in them.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:12, closed)

^
Exactly.

And if you read the MSDS, it lets you know precisely what will happen if you ingest/inhale/rub on the substance.

Although they do sometimes get it a bit wrong. My mate Kenny once bought some natural latex for an experiment. The MSDS stated under the 'Disposal' section:

Wear rubber gloves to clear up residue in case of spillage.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, closed)

^ Although...
The MSDS for nicotine would make some scary reading...
( Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:41, closed)

^ I just downloaded it for fun
Some choice phrases:

Emits toxic fumes under fire conditions.
Wash contaminated clothing before reuse.
Skin contact - Highly toxic through absorption.

Indeed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:28, closed)