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To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Imagine my surprise when I discovered the China Electric Equipment Group corporation had decided to stop selling electrical goods and had gone solely into the business of growing orange vegetables for human consumption.
Still, I’m an open minded chap so I thought I’d give one a go.
And that was when I had my first ___________________
(this is an easy one – so you only get 2.8 points)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:12, 25 replies)
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I think I could fall in love with a person who makes jokes like that...
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If you're going to make a move on CHCB, I wouldn't advise 4pm...
That's 'her' time...
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I totally forgot it was Wanking Wednesday already, damn bank holiday threw me out of sync.
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If wanking wednesday took you by suprise, just you wait for anal friday.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:41, closed)
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That was absolute gold, nice work.
On the downside, I lost a mouthful of fanta to the inside of my keyboard.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:46, closed)
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Swallow now, and keep a close eye out for Shit-on-your-chest Saturday.
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That is why I insist on only dating young ladies on Fridays...
Mind you, some of them don't like giving me anal...they prefer it themselves.
selfish cows.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:54, closed)
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Thats the the sort of selfishness that makes you want to buy shares in rohypnol.
Although I've found it very difficult to get other people to take advantage once they know you spiked your own drink.
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My recreational drug of choice had to be ether.
It's free too, if you happen to be involved in a lab of some kind.
When you're high on it though sex isn't easy.
Assuming you're the sex-er, rather than the sex-ee.
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I used to love thursdays at uni, I got to go into the lab, open up a huge jar of ether and then not get any work done because I was almost unconscious. Took me a few weeks to realise I would better off pouring it in the fume cupboard.
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Diethyl ether is a physiologically safe anaesthetic.
Sniff away, scientists of the world!
*goes to check solvent cupboard*
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:21, closed)
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I'm craving some ether-related fun now.
I'm gonna have to go and hang around in the sprayshop here and get a thinners-headache.
Shame about the isocyanates in it though...
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You scientist boffin types won't touch drugs but will sniff or injest all manner of strange substances lying around the laboratory.
Damn hypocrits.
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The benefit of things laying about in the lab is that they're free, and you know exactly what's in them.
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Exactly.
And if you read the MSDS, it lets you know precisely what will happen if you ingest/inhale/rub on the substance.
Although they do sometimes get it a bit wrong. My mate Kenny once bought some natural latex for an experiment. The MSDS stated under the 'Disposal' section:
Wear rubber gloves to clear up residue in case of spillage.
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The MSDS for nicotine would make some scary reading...
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Some choice phrases:
Emits toxic fumes under fire conditions.
Wash contaminated clothing before reuse.
Skin contact - Highly toxic through absorption.
Indeed.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:28, closed)
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