Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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I've thought of a pun...But I'm not going to post it.
Nope.
Even I have realised that this cannot continue.
In the name of Lindsey Lohan’s leathery lovemound can somebody please go back to posting something on-topic?
/rant
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:28,
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is thisthe point where we're supposed to beg?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:35,
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*click*Just for Lindsey Lohan's leathery lovemound.
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girlinthehole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:45,
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What makes you thinkthat Miss Lohan's lovemound would be particularly leathery.
I have always imagined it to be quite soft.
Not that I've been imagining it, of course. No. Definitely not. It's just that, had I been imagining it....
*stops digging*
*coughs*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:50,
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Fair Enough K2K6...But I always thought it would be rather like an over-rubbed Chamois...and rough round the edges.
But in the interests of keeping B3tans happy by use of alliteration I would be prepared to swap 'Leathery' for 'Luscious'?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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Better Lohan thanCourtney Love's Chancreous Hole...
*gips*
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:57,
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