Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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VomitgateIt was a balmy late summer evening in Coventry and I was living out my final year as a student in a house with my boyfriend, another bloke called Dave and Janet who I had become good friends with. Janet and I were on our dissertation and final project respectively and so had spent the evening making tea and cocktails whilst discussing our desperation to finish.
Dave had taken his new girlfriend out to the cinema and for some drinks after. He took her home and decided that it would be a great time to teach her how to inhale weed, as she hadn't been doing it properly before. now Dave is one of those who makes them strong, and this girl was little. after a trip to the kitchen, Janet and I decided that the girl was decidedly green. we had never seen someone go this green before!
fast forward half an hour, Janet and I are in the kitchen with her boyfriend having a chat, Dave, girlfriend and my boyfriend are in the living room (just off the kitchen) also having a chat. next thing we know, new girlfriend makes two thudding steps towards the kitchen before retching a popcorn cocktail all over the carpet just in the entrance between the living room and the kitchen.
a very akward silence followed punctuated by further retches and splatters. eventually the girl gains the sense to make it to the bathroom (through the kitchen) between retches.
Myself, Janet and her boyfriend were trapped!
eventually it was all cleaned up by Dave who muttered the immortal words "did you have sweetcorn for tea?" which sent us into the biggest fit of laughter yet!
needless to say, I don't think she'll be smoking any more.
little bitch never even apologised! and Dave sent her home straight after, if he wasn't going to get any, what's the point, right?
Slightly off topic, but a tale that needed to be told, and a day that will forever be known as 'Vomitgate'
be nice, I'm new
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:38, 2 replies)
Hello new personwelcome to b3ta. Your username made me think of a giant Henry's Cat terrorising Tokyo and stealing all their wobbly jellies.
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Yes ^What he said. And she should have apologised at least. *tcho* kids today...
Welcome to b3ta. Play nicely, don't directly offend anyone, and you'll do just fine. :-)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:20,
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