To silence my critics,
I uploaded a video of me shagging cocaine-coated supermodels in the back of my Accord, to a well known video sharing site.
Several of my critics went absolutely mental, and then killed themselves, which I also videoed and uploaded, thus securing my position as King Of The Internet.

However, I feel it would be crass of me (not to mention disrespectful of the dead) if I were to link to any of these videos.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:09, 2 replies)

Just so long as you didn't behead a rubbish chute.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:22, closed)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:28, closed)

There's a well lol video of me fucking JFK's wound while Jackie shits into her pill box hat then whisks herself off with an unusually stiff turd.
But you'll have to Google for it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:24, closed)

This is the best story of turd whisking I've read so far:
b3ta.com/talk/7600996
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:26, closed)

Totes having yet another wank to that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:28, closed)

I fucking love how that ends. Perfect.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:35, closed)

Surely we're long overdue for a new national anthem.
In the spirit of fair play and democracy, instead of getting some doddery old laureted fucker to do it, the common man should get a say. I reckon with a few tweaks here and there, that thread would flow beautifully as a new version.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:50, closed)