More work stories. It's where I live.
We used to have a part time lad come in, who I hated. He was one of these Asian "player" types who was all mouth and flash, and was convinced he was god's gift to women. I absolutely detested him.

One day me and him are sitting in the staff room with a couple of our female staff who are both very intelligent and unfortunately for them, both absolutely stunning. They are also both very much into wildlife conservation and other Bill Oddie type stuff. So this abrasive young shit decided that an anecdote about animals might get him some fun. Imagine my utter joy when, in a moment of absolute silence, he pipes up with:

"Yeah, so I was watching this program on nature and shit yeah. This man, he shot a lion right through the head. It was well wicked!"

Every so often, something happens in life that makes me take the pistol out my mouth :-)
(GONEism, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:39, 2 replies)

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And place it firmly in someone else's.
( Moey, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:41, closed)

similar
something similar happened when i was bar working and there was a cute waitress i used to lunch with, unfortunately we needed another barman and had the same type of asian "playa" as you, naturally he was all over and asking me for tips on how to "get that shit" as he politely phrased it.

Now knowing she loves kittens, i remembered the immortal wordsof H.L.Mencken and i told our "playa" that she hates kittens and loves dogs.

so naturally dipshit "playa" goes over talking to her about this time he saw a dog attack a kitten and how it was funny. cue instant tears followed by a furious left hook (also taught me never to fuck with her).

those immortal words? "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" ... ok mine was verbally, but it mademe feel better, so nice one badongism i know exactly how you feel!
(One_Winged_Angel Ich Dien, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:49, closed)