Social Networking GaffesFreddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.
Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.
What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?
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chthonic, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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Santa cockMy old phone had templates for MMS pictures, sot hat one was easy, I just took a picture of my cock and added a Santa costume afterwards.
Google Hitlercock or GIGANTACOCK for similar pictures, or look on page 5 (I think) of Off Topic.
I have no idea why my parents had me circumcised, I think they were just being evil. The reason they gave was that I had a genetic problem with my winkle, but I realised that couldn't be right as they said I'd inherited it from my step-father. I was about 11 when they cut it off, and I think it's best if I don't keep asking questions, I might discover something I'd rather not think about.
Thanks for the kisses! please kiss lower now
EDIT Where did you hear about santacock? I don't mention him in the post above, or the linked one...?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:45,
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It's alrightShe's american, and married. All the best ones are married.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:51,
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