grooming
I use social networks for grooming. That's to say, I look at the photos to see what young people look like. If they've got particularly nice ribbons in their hair, or a nice fringe or whatever, I ask them about such things. "Where do you get your ribbons...have you got any body hair etc." Sometimes we get chatting about other things as well, like puberty or Bratz or Warhammer.

The police took away my computer last week and they've given me a transponder to wear round my ankle. Poltical corrctness gone mad, I tell you! Can't a 36-year-old man share haircare tips with young people these days without having to sign the Sex Offenders Register?

What's next? A term of imprisonment for my history website 'Teen Bestiality' (a focus on animal husbandry 1813-1819)? Or an expose in the tabloids about my Facebook community 'Do you want some sweeties, little girl?' (an insiders view of Swizzles Matlow advertising from 1967-1987)?

It was bad enough when I was beaten up for advertising sessions at the local youth club on 'Pre-School Porking' - a study group on rudimentary butchery techniques.
(frankspencer, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 15:19, 4 replies)

I know how you feel...
...talk about a victim of circumstances. I setup a site for Mountainous Hiking and Picnics with Ikea, but apparently www.extremerugmunching.com was blacklisted by the lesbian community. Cut off a small % of my customers before I'd started.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:16, closed)

if that link hadn't been the colour of a visited link
then you would've got me there!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:32, closed)

shhhhhhhhhhhh!
:D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:50, closed)

A good site to discuss upcoming prodigy young violinists:
www.kiddiefiddlers.com
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 15:36, closed)