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Freddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.

Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.

What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?

(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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You want to woo her.
You want to prepare for the next weekend in ernest. On the friday organize for some kind of small card; possibly with a heartfelt apology on it. Use google if you are stuck for a verse; a seemingly self-written one will go alot further than a 99p card from Spar.
On the saturday make sure you look your best. Take a prime effort in your appearance and feel confident. Tonight is your big night! A positive outlook helps you to a positive attitude and will reflect in your next conversation. Feel good, it's all about feeling good with yourself and her.
When the time arrives do not hurry; she does not know you are coming, so you will not be late. When you turn up at the pub, don't head for her straight away. Grab yourself a drink and pretend you haven't seen her. Settle your nerves and wait to see if she heads for you first.
If she doesn't, give it 2 to 3 minutes and walk over to her with confidence and feel that negativety drift away. You are in your zone, no-one can hurt you here. Say "Hi" as casual as you like, then regardless of responce whip your lad out and piss in her face. She's most probably a whore anyway. Leave the pub, hit the big town and get laid. It's Britain, land of the Big Easy for fuck's sake, stop crying.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:18, 2 replies)
Jeccy,
You make me giggle.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:21, closed)
oh goodie
:-D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:28, closed)
HA!
That made me trully giggle.

Sound advice I must say.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:53, closed)

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