Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Oh dear god, just rememebred!My sister was a bitch and sang this all the time at me when we were kids, and still does at Christmas.
(in the tune of "Rudolph the rednosed reindeer")
Susannah J-ane Gill
Had a very big fat bum
And if you ever saw it
You would even say Ho-hum!
All of the other children
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor suzi
Join in any childrens games
Then what sunny summers day
Sophie came to say
Suzi with you arse so bright
You could blow them all away-yay-yay-yay
Then all the children loved her
They all shouted out with glee
Susannah J-ane Gill
You'll go down in history.
By some massive coincidence, about 4 years after moving north and
my sister not mentioning it to anyone, the bullies used to call me ruldolph thanks to my acne red nose...bastards!
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:43,
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