Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Me and my mate (he made em up, poss. stolen)The Addams Family theme
"The Addams Family started,
when uncle fester farted,
he farted through the keyhole
and paralyzed the cat.
The cat was made of plastic,
his mother was a spastic
and that was all that happened,
when uncle fester keffed"
We three kings
"We three kings of orient are,
one in a taxi, one in a car,
one on a scooter, pipping the hooter,
and smoking a fat cigar.
Ooooohh star of wonder star of light
sit on a box of dynamite
when it fuses, start to use it
then you'll be blown to mars'
He's got the whole world
'He got the whole world, down his pants,
hes got the whole wide world, down his pants
etc. etc.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:00, Reply)
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