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There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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To the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's "He is an Englishman"
We used to sing this in my Gilbert and Sullivan Society. It may have been what led me to adopt my b3ta nickname. However, it wasn't about me, but rather Sid, a tiny-headed loon who joined the society.

Here he is.

He iiiiis a giant squiiiiiiid!
For he himself has said it
And it's greatly to his credit
That he is a giant squid!
(That he is a giant squid)

For he might have been a flatfish
A cuttle-, dog- or catfish
Or perhaps a small aphid
(Or perhaps a small aphid)

But, in spite of all entreaties
To belong to other species
He remains a giant squid
He remaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins a giant squid!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:22, Reply)

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