Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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For shame ...It was a terrible cheese-fest of a song - possibly by Steps. The chorus goes:
'Everybody clap your hands ..' etc
A few friends and I used to find it intensely funny to sing 'Everybody touch my ass!' instead or if we were feeling particularly risque 'Everybody f*ck my ass!'.
You can imagine my utter shame and humiliation as I caught myself singing the latter whilst drunk and stood in a line of about five complete strangers at a urinal.
I was probably quite lucky not to get either beaten up or bummed stupid I suppose ...
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squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:00,
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