Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"My father he worked on the sewers,
He worked down a deep sewage pit,
And when he came home in the evening,
His hands were all covered in shit.
Chorus:
Oh shine up your buttons with Brasso,
It's only three and thruppence a tin,
You can buy it or nick it from Woolies
But I don't think they've got any in.
Some say that he died in a fever
Some say that he died in a fit,
But I know what my father died of,
He died of the smell of the shit.
Some say that he's buried in gravel,
Some say that he's buried in grit,
But I know what my Dad is buried in,
He's buried in six feet of shit.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 20:34, Reply)
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