Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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One more, "Frosty the Warhead" to "Frosty the Snowman"(keep in mind this was back in 1986, when Regan was still president)
Gorbatrov the Russian was a very Comme man
With a big overcoat and a face like a goat and breath like a garbage can
Regan, the American took a B-1 jet that day
He went to Geneva to negotiate with the nuclear minded man
There must have been some magic in
The words that Regan said
For when he spoke of disarmament
The Russian's face turned red!
Oh, Regan, the American
Took a jet back home as planned
But he waved goodbye sayin "Don't you cry, the Red Phone'll be connected again!"
Crashedy-crash-crash, crashedy-crash-crash, look at Gorvatrov go!
Crashedy-crash-crash, crashedy-crash-crash, over the nuclear snow!
And just as a sidenote, my first unintentional swearword song was when I was 4, when I sang about the frog on a "DAMN-aged stool". I haven't gotten the taste of Lava soap outta my mouth since...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 20:50, Reply)
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