Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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The arse gameWhen travelling to distant gigs, our band plays a game in which you substitute one word in a song title with the word "arse". Points are scored for making the driver laugh so much he spills his beer...
Radiohead's The Bends works a real treat, producing such gems as:
Fake Plastic Arse
Black Arse
My Iron Arse
Beatles albums are also great (While My Arse Gently Weeps) , but it works for almost anything; Down in a Hole (Alice In Chains) becomes Down in Arse Hole. Genius.
A variation is to substitue the word "love" for "glove", and it magically becomes a kind of extreme fisting:
Glove Doesn't Have To Hurt To Feel Good
Tainted Glove
Glove Me Tender
How Deep Is Your Glove
No apologies for length 'cos you'll all be playing soon enough...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2005, 22:48, Reply)
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