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There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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I've never understood why i did this....
As a 7 or 8 year old, and after hearing the early 90's hit 'love changes everything' by Michael Ball, my mother was rather disturbed to find me changing the once beautiful lyrics to the following:

Poo,
Poo ploppy willy bums,
Smelly features,
Dangly bits.

This was then repeated and followed with:

And anything your bum desires is usually poo.

She still reminds me of this at opportune moments, e.g the arrival of a new girlfriend. The old scrint.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2005, 23:51, Reply)

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