A few snippets.
From a hated Bon Jovi hit single.

Oh, we're halfway there
Oh, we're living off welfare
Take this check, go spend it somewhere
Oh, we're ripping off welfare

Credit must be given to a performer I only know as Uncle Dirty: send a missive to me at felis_concolor(at)hellokitty(dot)com if you know where I might obtain vintage vinyl performances (or maybe even the odd CD release) of his work or possibly an MP3 archive for my enjoyment, now more than twenty years after I first heard this snippet from a popular Christmas carol.

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle to and fro
Look at all the little children (huskies? it's been 20 years) eating yellow snow, oh!
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle left and right
Oh what fun it is when we play jingle balls all night

Slashing through your gash
In a one horse open sleigh
My parents say you're trash
But I think you're okay

Please, pleasepleaseplease may someone know where I can obtain some Uncle Dirty archives.

And replace Metallica's "Exit light enter night" with "Amstel Light sure tastes right" to add a proper corporate flavor.
( Felis Concolor, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 18:05, Reply)