Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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dislexic musicalsMy gran (bless her heart) gets lonely and often bursts into song when things are a bit quiet and she feels like a chat. On of the problems is that she is tone deaf and can't carry a tune in a bucket. One of the other problems is that she can never remember the words to songs. Musicals are her favourite source of inspriation and my favourite is always
"Oklahoma, O K L M N O P Q"
I should also add that my Mum sang this song with her for several weeks before realising why my dad and I were crying with laughter.
My Gran is also a big fan of
"Shitty bitty gang bang"
Apparently, she heard some of the kids on her street singing it. I like to think that she's just too senile to realise what she's saying.
My crazy family is often the first reason I give when people ask why I moved to a different country at the tender age of 18.
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 16:10, Reply)
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