Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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torchers/chainsawsIn the choir at high school, instead of:
Torches, torches, run with torches
All the way to Bethlehem
Christ is born and now lies sleeping
Come and sing your song to him
Ah, ro-ro, ro-ro my baby
Ah, ro-ro, my love, ro-ro
Sleep you well, my heart’s own darling
While we sing you, our ro-ro
We’ve made up:
Chainsaws, chainsaws, run with chainsaws
All the way to Ian Huntley’s cell
Inject him with Aids with an unsterilized needle
Leave him to die in a cold dark bed
Chop his balls off, run away
Leave him to bleed without anaesthesia
Nobody cares for the cold-hearted murderer
Let him go and he’ll run furtherer and furtherer
Not bad for a pair of twelve year olds!
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 19:48, Reply)
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