Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Rambo, The musical!well actually just a song made by the SnackFoam team one boozy night, but we can always dream i suppose.
Rambo number 5
And here's a few lyrics to go with it:
Ladies and gentlemen
This is Rambo number 5
One, two, three, four, five
Everyone in Vietnam, so come on let's fight
Shoot the guys/gooks around the corner
The script says I use a gun
But I really don't wanna
First blood like I had last week
I'm a washed up hunk and roids made me weak
I did,Rocky, Rambo, Tango and dredd
And by the end of this all these guys gonn' be dead
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me killing is just like a sport
Everyone'll die, they're all gook you dumb shit
Please send in the chopper
a little bit of gook-war in my life
a little bow and arrow by my side
a little bit of napalm's all I need
a little bit of first blood's what I see
a little murder in the sun
a little bit of CHARLIE all night long
Helllooo China here I am!
a little bit of war makes me a man
(, Wed 2 Feb 2005, 16:55, Reply)
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