Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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One year at ChristmasI was very demoralized when I found out that my bonus was one tenth that of a newly hired engineer. Literally one tenth- he got two thousand dollars, while I got two hundred (and then the fucker had the goddam gall to bitch about how much tax he had to pay!). So I ran around singing,
"Have a corporate kinda Christmas,
it's the phoniest time of year.
Laugh and be hearty at the Christmas party
and kiss the boss's rear.
Have a corporate kinda Christmas,
and chase that extra pay
'cause you know that it's your cash flow
that makes the holiday!"
There was more, but you get the idea. Needless to say, the next Christmas I was working elsewhere. No bonus at all at the new place, but no one else got one either- it was a tiny firm.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Feb 2005, 9:06,
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