People in the cinema, take note:
Saying "Sorry...sorry...sorry...sorry...sorry...sorry" while finding your seat and simultaneously bending down 1.75 cm in order not to block the view means you are both deluded as to the extent of your visual pollution and creating noise pollution of your own into the bargain.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:31, 4 replies)

That's why I like to march through, saying "GET OUT OF MY WAY!" to the proles.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:36, closed)

Yesterday I was on my way to work
and the cunt giving out the Shortlist or some other free London crap actually stepped into my path to wave his rag in my face. I stopped and said "Get the fuck out of my way", with awesome results. I may have to resort to that level of discourse again in future, as it really works.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:27, closed)

That's very precise.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, closed)

I hate groups of teenagers who go to a movie for a loud catchup.

Bastards.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:07, closed)