Apology To Passive-Aggressive Homeless Guy


Dear Passive-Aggressive Homeless Guy:

I apologize for taking flash photos of you last summer and putting them on the Internet. I lost my temper. It was one thing when you were defecating in the darkness by my back gate (which guaranteed I would step in it arriving home after late-night forays), but when you started sleeping in my driveway, I took unnecessary offense. My bad.

I was especially sorry when you grabbed my glasses and threw them across the dark parking lot. The late-night blurry-eyed hunt for them made me reflect on my rash actions.

I also apologize for our ill-considered autumn intimidation campaign against you. No one should have to walk in fear.

I just wanted to start this year off on a happier note. So, I handed you some recyclable cans as a peace offering.

But I would like you to reflect that it is a bad idea to defecate behind my garbage cans if you will subsequently sleep behind them several nights later. It's just that I'm slow on cleaning things up, sometimes.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:48, 12 replies)

So you bully a mentally ill unfortunate with no home of their own.
Well done you. You're like Jesus or something.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 19:14, closed)

No no no.
He's been bullied by a mentally ill unfortunate.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:58, closed)

Is that ringofyre?
He's having a bit of a breakdown at the moment, try to be nice.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 19:50, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/sorry/post1835569
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:45, closed)

I appreciate that you're going through a rough patch but you can't just go round shitting behind peoples bins.
Try to maintain some dignity
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:14, closed)

We need to get Frisbok to see this to show him how he'll end up if he carries on the way he is.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:32, closed)

He should have stayed
about from your bins.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:24, closed)

I hatelove you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:58, closed)

So your story is you feel it is fine to abuse a homeless person, instead of contacting some organisations that could help?
Charming. What a delightful approach to humanity.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:19, closed)

Organizations? You must be joking!
This is the United States! This fellow is high-functioning homeless. The beleagured local organizations have higher priorities.

Here is a video of me learning to use a new toy, and features this homeless person:
youtu.be/lpFFpf2pu80
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:19, closed)

Why does he have a sign saying 'help wanted'? Is he hiring?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:23, closed)

Some homeless hang out at freeway exits and beg change at the traffic light
I've never seen this fellow do that, but that's my first guess. A few homeless folks will badger people for odd jobs, but the only folks I see who consistently present themselves as workers are Mexican illegals.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:36, closed)