Dear b3ta,
I'm sorry that (yet again), I haven't got anything funny this week.

I remember when QotW used to make me literally hurt from trying not to laugh while I read it in the office.

This week, I've got a couple of things I regret saying to Jess before she died... this isn't the place for them, mos'def. And I've got a couple of things in my life that I feel really bad about, to do with people still living... but I've already spoken to them and sorted it, so I literally have nothing for you - again.

Yours,
Prof KM

tl;dr version - don't read this post
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:47, 3 replies)

I skipped to the summary and then went back and read the whole thing.
I'm terrible at doing what I'm told.

Soz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:52, closed)

Mos' def?
What the bloody hell does he have to do with it?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:27, closed)

He proof reads all my posts...
I thought he'd take that out, to be honest. Probably just wanted to get his name mentioned online again.



It was a private joke between me & Jess
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:38, closed)