Well Played Sir!
Nail - meet head.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 6:19, 3 replies)

Indeed.
It's gotten to the point where I generally stick my head in the door without saying anything, listen to the tenor of the conversation and just walk back out. Most of the time it just doesn't seem worth the effort, but I do so out of habit more than anything else.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 6:28, closed)

This ^^^
times 100.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:55, closed)

Aussie pubs must be waaaay different to Brit pubs.
We take the piss out of bullshitting, self-aggrandising pricks in pubs here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:27, closed)

You musn't go out much then.
We'd lynch you here for being a whinging pommie wanker who collects "funny" stories off an internet site.

Cause it's not funny.
JSYK.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:42, closed)

You beat people up for dicking about on the internet?
Blimey, that sounds like a cracking local.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:46, closed)

Jahled's baseball bat.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:49, closed)

Rory's Ninja assassin sword.
Also.... Stfu you skinny whinging pom.

Even the mankey old skimpy in my local wouldn't serve you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:31, closed)

You Talking To Me?
Missed that AB - mainly 'cos you rarely say anything worth replying to so I kinda skip over your drivel most of the time.

"Aussie pubs must be waaaay different to Brit pubs.
We take the piss out of bullshitting, self-aggrandising pricks in pubs here."

No you fucking don't. You might whisper to your mates but you don't have the bottle or the backup to take the piss out of someone in a pub. To be fair, I wouldn't either. Taking the piss out of someone in the pub generally leads to fisticuffs. Something to be avoided unless I have no other choice.

And Aussie pubs are pretty much the same as Brit pubs. Except nobody drinks 4X over here.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:05, closed)

Blimey, you must drink with some wankers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:34, closed)

Nah..
Can't recall having a drink with you....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, closed)

Oh man, that's a killer zinger right there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:30, closed)

I'd use a hammer if I was you.
Lol, that was a joke. I would actually kill myself if I was you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:30, closed)