Here's a top tip - if you want a funny, amusing funny stories page, post funny, amusing and mostly credible stories on said page.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:05, 2 replies)

Your turn then.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:42, closed)

Way to miss the point, Dr. Einstein.
Why would anyone bother taking the time to write something funny?

The standard reaction now is for one of you shitflinging chimps to either; aggressively accuse the poster of lying, which wasn't entertaining the first time you did it, so the 1,00th time is almost physically painful, or to just hijack the whole thing and drag it off into yet another bickering match.

Ringofyre certianly has posted interesting and amusing stuff in the past. He rarely does it now, and I know exactly why. He has explained it very precisely in this thread.

You on the other hand don't get it. You still think calling people liars, cunts, or lying cunts is worth doing.

Anyway, to go back to the analogy, what you've managed to do is chase all the interesting posters out of the pub. Now you're complaining that it's full of idiots. Well, you're hogging the bar there son, if you want something better, move aside.
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:21, closed)

I've seen plenty of responses from AB and others acknowledging stories that are funny.
If it doesn't happen as often it is probably because a page full of "Great story mate!" posts is a lot duller than, say, calling an obvious liar a liar and them getting upset by it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:25, closed)

You lost all credibility at teh 'Ringofyre certainly has posted interesting and amusing stuff in the past'
Unless by 'interesting and amusing' you meant 'barely literate and desperately upset'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:29, closed)

In your
opinion, of course.

Anyway, if you prefer ABs relentless drivel, have at it. I'm not going to waste time persuading you otherwise.

Time for a time out, I reckon.
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:41, closed)

Oh now, we all enjoyed finding out that QOTW moral guardian Ringofyre is married but advertising on OKcupid.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:39, closed)

Bit slow on the uptake there old bean.
Maybe you should spend less time here and more time attending to your missus.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:42, closed)

I would do, but her boss objects to it in office hours.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:48, closed)

Another
day off?!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:55, closed)

Change The Record....

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:19, closed)

And here's another one.
The moral guardian who spends his time humiliating his colleagues.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:36, closed)

Err
I know. Complete bastard I am. Going around, humiliting people.

"We take the piss out of bullshitting, self-aggrandising pricks"

"Some stories are funny because they're well...funny. Some stories are funny because picking the holes in the blatant lie, mocking a pompous arse or deflating a fevered ego is also, funny"

Can you see any contradictions on what you accuse me of and what you've posted just in this thread?

Cheers

Nice ninja-edit there AB. Calling for people to post literate posts then spelling humiliating wrong must have been, well, humiliating....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:46, closed)

Says the wanker
who published a fail archive.

Fucking hell, you really have no sense of what a hypocritical tool you appear to be. It's as if any brain cells that should have been labelled "self awareness" got missed out.

In short, you come out as something of a sociopath without the superficial charm.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:52, closed)

That's an interesting definition of hypocrisy there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:27, closed)

No self-awareness whatsoever

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:33, closed)

I like funny stories.
Some stories are funny because they're well...funny. Some stories are funny because picking the holes in the blatant lie, mocking a pompous arse or deflating a fevered ego is also, funny.

I bet you used to write letters of complaint to Speak You're Branes didn't you?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:42, closed)