The Star Effect tune
A Couple of years ago. A girl called Peach, (for that is her name) got kidnapped by a gang of thugs (called the Koopa Troopas) on the other side of the country. After seeing her picture. I fell deeply in love with her. I had to save her before it was too late.

So I headed out, determined to find that pretty young thing. However the Koopa Troopas had not only kidnapper her, but pretty much took over the whole country.

Eventually after a long journey, and many releasing of other kidnapped girls. (Not surprising that they had to kidnap so many girls, the Koopa Troopas looked ugly as ducks.) I managed to rescue Peach. But she didn't even give me a freakin' kiss, she must have thought herself to be royality or something.

I had to go through hell to save her, the least she could do was give me a kiss. I had to dodge bullets, kill Koopa's, and hide from fireballs. The only bit of help I ever had was when I found a star, that made a little tune, and gave me powers to knock everything out my way.

Looking back on it now, that Star tune is the only bit of it that I care to remember about it. Whenever I feel low, or feel powerless. I hum that tune, and remember how good it use to make me feel ...

Mario.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:18, 2 replies)

But wasn't the Princess in another castle?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:53, closed)

I heard a rumour about her and Luigi?
Sorry to be the one to tell you man..
(hashorangutan is watching iCarly on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:29, closed)