The Penis Song.
Youth weekend in a small country chapel. Card school is going on the Communion Table. Some of the stewards of the chapel are visiting and aren't too impressed but tolerate it. Pile of cassetes by the player which are put in by whoever is nearest. A very varied compilation is playing. At the opening chord Mike's chair at the card table flew back and he covered the length of the church before Eric Idle got to "tossed".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcP8sVjZ5qg
The other memory of that weekend is sleeping in a small sideroom with 8 young ladies and Mike. We behaved like gentlemen. Couldn't do a lot else. 3 people had to move to open the door. How I finished up next to him I don't know but on his other side was his then girlfriend. He told me that at some point he woke up and decided to kiss her but started going to the wrong side. I would have preferred not to know.
(jvz, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:53, 1 reply)

I like 'The Penis Song' by Momus
But I can't share it with you because there's no youtube or similar version of it uploaded. Oddly, the only version is one by Momus himself singing the song, but slowed down and in Spanish for a magazine.

But it is good.

Very chic.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 7:58, closed)