The Sixth Sense
So deciding to get my own back on someone who'd kept telling me the ending of films he'd seen and I hadn't, I happened to see him standing in the queue to see the next showing of The Sixth Sense after the one that I was walking out of as the credits roll.

So as I walk past him I say loudly to my date "I can't believe that Bruce Willis was a ghost all along, I never saw that one coming!"
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:38, 25 replies)

Whilst I wholeheartedly agree with this couse of action
I can't help but feel sorry for the other people standing in the queue near him.
(LemonMeringuePie is rubbish at thinking up user names, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:46, closed)

you're the pedo right

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:24, closed)

Nononnononnononononono
Shagging a not quite 16-year old doesn't make you a nonce.

b3ta.com/questions/wankbank/post1713528
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:38, closed)

Especially if the child is a fast developer thou lolz.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:10, closed)

For a fella that enjoys the cold touch of a corpse
you seem to be very prepared to judge others.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:14, closed)

You read it here first folks. Ringofyre agrees with fucking underagers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:21, closed)

You read it here 1st folks.
Sad skinny bloke tries dodgy redirect online and it doesn't work.
Maybe his missus will weigh in.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:42, closed)

I'll have you know that all those imaginary corpses I once made an offhand joke about on an internet forum based about poor-taste humour were all over 16, you massive great big nonce.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:01, closed)

Comedy website lulz.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:24, closed)

Sure AB
I agree with all the fucking underagers.
You're shit.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:23, closed)

Oh man, phone KFC and cancel the order, Ringo's delivered a ZINGER here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:29, closed)

Don't know where you live AB.
Unless you're doing catering we don't ring KFC where I come from.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:32, closed)

Yabbie Creek is SO backward

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:33, closed)

Chuck the body down the rubbish chute.
The cops'll never think of looking there.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:37, closed)

His connection to the Wanga-wanga exchange is fine, it's just that at his age and physical condition..
..he simply can't muster up the lung power to make himself heard

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:39, closed)

Really?
A shitty joke about the Bush Telegraph?
That's the best you can come up with?
For shame, Ab, for shame.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:50, closed)

Ah now, there was a joke about you being fat and old as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:08, closed)