Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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I'm too poor to own a mingeMy neighbour Jasmeen got one for Christmas but mammy said I couldn't have one cos we were too poor.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:48,
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Wellif you make that remark sound more bitter you can have an extra three marks.
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how aboutI'm too poor to own a minge. My neighbour Jasmeen got one for Christmas but mammy said I couldn't have one cos we were too poor. Jasmeen doesn't even use hers, the bitch.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:50,
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Much, much better.Now, if you somehow gave Jasmeen her comeuppance and you didn't get caught, then it'll be an eight or a nine.
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well then:I'm too poor to own a minge. My neighbour Jasmeen got one for Christmas but mammy said I couldn't have one cos we were too poor. Jasmeen doesn't even use hers, the bitch. I got hold of her minge at my last sleepover and I broke it. She still doesn't know it was me.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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Excellent stuff.Do you feel better now?
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I'd feel betterif I had a minge. I'd do a lot of feeling then.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:59,
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Wouldn't we all CHCBwouldn't we all.
*thinks about minges*
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