This guy I knew...
His dad made furniture, you'd think he'd show some humility, but oh no, he was just a bloody show off.

He had people following him everwhere.

I remember that he threw a picnic. People said there wasn't going to be enough food for everyone.

We should have known better.

Smug bastard made sure no one went hungry that day with his clever portion control.

The thing was, everyone else loved him, they all though he was so good. I tagged along with him, not wanting to be left out, but really, he got my goat.

The worst day was when he threw this big party, he sat us all at a big long table, him taking centre stage of course, got this big picture of it made up he did.

I hate that picture. Him standing there, arms spread wide, giving it the 'big I am' while the twelve of us look like fawning idiots around him.

Couldn't stand the fucker.

Still, I did feel a bit sorry for him when I saw him nailed to that cross.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:53, 5 replies)

Someone needs to point out...
... that joiner chap isn't his real dad. That'd bring him down a peg or too.


Oh, wait.
(dxg, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:56, closed)

got this big picture of it made up he did.
Is it national Talk Like Yoda Day?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:57, closed)

Ha
It bloody well should be.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:10, closed)

giving it the 'big I am'?
classic
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:37, closed)

Hey,
are you the one that shopped him to the filth? They nabbed him right after you planted a big one on his cheek.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:20, closed)