Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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So you are sayingI could get £20k for teaching up to 33 children or £48k for teaching a posh kid.
Let me think...........
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:48,
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And you get to have sex with a 22 year old girl!don't forget that.
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NO! NO! NO!It's £48k and a car and food and accommodation and flights.
Duh.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:50,
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yeah, shaggin the daughteris a perk, not a taxable benefit ;)
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ButIt'd look good on the P11D...
Car Benefit £XXXX
Fuel Benefit £xxxx
Licking Ice Cream off Pert, Nubile 22 year old before roughly rogering her in assorted positions with/without enormous vegetables Benefit £XXXX
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The Department of Leeches, Vampires and Assorted Bloodsuckers have assessed your Tax Status for the Tax Year 2008-2009 to be that of "Jammy Bastard" and therefore will take immemse pleasure in taxing you to Death while pleasuring ourselves with a medium sized aubergine and a jar of garlic mayonnaise.
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Sounds likethat Mastercard ad.
Priceless.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:03,
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